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To those people who are strangers, please stop asking me if I would like to exchange phone numbers. It is not because I think that I’m too good for anybody or that anyone is not good enough for me or any of that nonsense. Its simply because I have the common sense not to give out my mobile number as if it is some toll-free KFC delivery hot-line. If you have any common sense at all, stop asking strangers for their contact number. Unless if it is for insurance purposes (in the event of an accident), job intro, sales promotion, etc…

Any stranger who asks for my phone number through Friendster again, I’ll just mentally stamp the word ‘retard’ on your primary picture.

P.S. I’m not rude, I’m just real.

To those guys who are obviously attached but still message me in Friendster, asking to be "platonic friends" and to "chill out"… I accept your invitation but you have to ask your girlfriend/fiancee/wife/mistress along to these platonic-friends-bonding-chilling-out session. If you can’t do that, leave me alone. Or at least be honest and admit that you are cheating bastard and go kill yourself…